Ok, seriously. If you read the headline, why are you reading this instead of going to Amazon and purchasing this insane collection of 30 Universal Studios monster movies? I can only assume it is because you already purchased this massive 30-film set weeks earlier when it was for sale at a princely sum of $150. Yes, that’s right. Today, Amazon has discounted the Universal Classic Monsters: Complete 30-Film Collection for 53% off at a price of only (yes, I said only!) $69.99! (You can also get it on DVD – eww! – for $65.99)

OK, now that you’ve purchased said collection, let’s review what you get. Obviously, you’re going to the get Universal mainstays like Dracula, Frankenstein, and The Wolf Man, but in this collection, you’re also going to get rarities like The Invisible Man’s Revenge, She-Wolf of London, and Dracula’s Daughter. AND EVERY OTHER CLASSIC UNIVERSAL MONSTER MOVIE EVER! The collection isn’t bare-bones either; you also get feature commentaries, a 48-page collectible book, behind-the-scenes documentaries, featurettes, and more!

Need more persuasion? I didn’t even receive a review unit, and I’m STILL extolling it’s virtues after I personally bought a set. It’s rated G, so it’s macabre fun for the whole family. Lastly, if you don’t buy it now, you just know you’ll regret it later. Take a peek at the full collection details below, and go pick up the perfect addition to your home video library just in time for Halloween!