Chris Townsend
Chris is a happily married lawyer with delusions of one day managing a top pro wrestling tag team on live tv. Born just in time to see all the original Star Wars movies in the theater, own an Atari 2600 that his parents played instead of him, and to be excited to sell all of his original GI Joe toys to a guy at a garage sale for a whole five dollar bill, he's an OG nerd. Be it movies, comics, board games, action figures, or video games, he's probably at least dabbled in it. He and his beautiful wife also refuse to have kids because that requires too much sharing, and just have too many pets instead.